But get there I did, and I went with the world's most adorable niece and nephew, and lucky for you I had the video camera. And no shame about filming everything. And I have a husband who willingly sacrifices his free time to put together home videos for me.
So I give you, a day at the zoo. Starring Joey, Becca, Whitney, and myself. Twas glorious.
Mainly because you can feed the giraffes. HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME???
Also, there are pictures. Cuz I like to over-document everything.