Please review the frequently asked questions below before contacting us with any questions. Chances are your question has already been answered!

  1. Right, so why are you guys so awesome?
    1. Taylor - It's all in the glasses.
    2. Evelyn - We take awesome pills 2x a day. And by we I mean me. And by awesome pills I mean xanex.
  2. You own a zoo, surely you have a favorite?
    1. Taylor - I don't have a favorite, which obviously means Gidget. 
    2. Evelyn - It depends on my mood and the time of day.
  3. Where do you buy the clothes that lend you your pseudo hipster cred?
    1. Taylor - Hipster stores. 
    2. Evelyn - What hipster cred? I shop the Anthropologie sales racks.
  4. You're on death row, what would you ask for for your last meal?
    1. Taylor - Pizza. 
    2. Evelyn - Mashed potatoes and ice cream.
  5. What movie could you watch over and over again?
    1. Taylor - Great Escape
    2. Evelyn - Stardust
  6. You have so many random pieces of furniture in your house, which is your favorite?
    1. Taylor - The movie theater chairs that I spray painted thrift store green. 
    2. Evelyn - My hand me down leather couch, or the adorable formica table we bought together.
  7. Money is no option, where do you travel?
    1. Taylor - On an African Safari.
    2. Evelyn - Travel really just stresses me out.
  8. You plan to add to your tattoo collection?
    1. Taylor - Eventually I will have a half sleeve. 
    2. Evelyn - Taylor needs to get on designing me a librarian pin up girl and a cameo tattoo.
  9. Which celebrity would you like to meet?
    1. Taylor - Jimmy Page. 
    2. Evelyn - Bruce Willis or The Rock
  10. If the world was a box of crayons what color would you be?
    1. Taylor - Neon Carrot. 
    2. Evelyn - Tickle-me Pink
  11. What guilty pleasure tv show do you hide your love of from the world?
    1. Taylor - Busy World of Richard Scary
    2. Evelyn - Anything on the CW or ABC Family
  12. What is your all time favorite dessert?
    1. Taylor - JELLO
    2. Evelyn - Ice cream, or any sort of custard.
  13. Which animal do you think most personifies you?
    1. Taylor - Deer
    2. Evelyn - Cat
  14. While we all know mythical creatures actually do exist somewhere, which one would you most like to be a part of today's world?
    1. Taylor - Gargoyles
    2. Evelyn - Gnomes
  15. What does the future hold for your children?
    1. Taylor - Flying ice cream trucks. 
    2. Evelyn - Robots and barcodes. 

Should you find that none of those questions actually answer yours...feel free to email evandtay@gmail.com!

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