E - Oh my god my elbows are hiving out! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???
T - God hates you.
E - Probably. It's because I'm marrying a Jew.
T - Or because I'm the chosen one and you're a Shiksa.
Either way I should probably buy stock in benedryl.
sorry if this offends you, we mean it in good fun, and think that whatever your religion (or lack thereof) your god is a benevolent one who wouldn't inflict hives on anyone for loving someone of a different religion